MAN ARRESTED AFTER LIVING ILLEGALLY IN STANFORD UNIVERSITY

William Curry has been arrested after he was caught living illegally on the Stanford University corridors.

Curry apparently loved the idea of being a Stanford student and he wasn’t going to let grades, admission boards, or funding stand in his way. Instead, he allegedly broke into dorms and pretended to be enrolled at the prestigious establishment. Local reports from the University say that he once pretended to be an athlete who had won a scholarship, and when he was caught sleeping in a basement, he told security guards that he was a student who’d been temporarily rehomed due to flooding.

The 20-year-old says he was living out a fantasy. Standford University bred actress Reese Witherspoon and Golf Star Tiger Woods.

Out of all places to crash I can’t imagine why someone would pick a school.